Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Rub-a-dub-dub. Two in a Tub,

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Hose pipe bans again?
It must be that time of the year I guess.
We are continually told that it is due to lack of rainfall, but I recon it is more likely due to an increase in the population, especially here in the south east of England. I expect we will all be asked, in a week or two, to ‘share a bath’ or more likely ‘share a shower’.
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There is actually a ‘Share a Shower’ campaign with Facebook pages. (whatever that means?).
Way back in the ‘good old days’, sharing baths and using second-hand bath water was quite normal. In the late 40’s, early 50’s most people were a bit hard up and it cost quite a few bob to use the immersion heater to fill a bath. Friday night was bath night and us three boys all piled in together. I was the eldest and as I grew larger there was not room for three so my two brothers were washed first and I had their second hand water!
The Great Western Railway had an engine named “The Knight of the Bath”.
This was always nicknamed “Friday Night” by the engine drivers.

So where is all this leading?
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Well, I was going to do a post on ‘Bubbles’ as in ‘I’m forever blowing bubbles’ but found I had already done one here.
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Two and a half years ago! How time flies.
You see, on sorting out all my old photos I had come across a picture of a wee carving I had done of a seahorse. It was done in about 1976 and I gave it away to my then ‘girl of the month’ who thought it really nice. It didn’t have a stand and she asked it I could make one with the words ’Oh Bubbles’ on the base.
The things us chaps have to do to keep you ladies happy.
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I was glad I found the picture - it brought back happy memories.
And there were even more memories of those days as I sorted out my collection of old LP’s. To make more room, I am gradually converting them to CD’s and giving the old records to the charity shops (and brothers to sell on eBay).
Some of these discs haven’t been ’given a spin’ for thirty years, but of course sounded as good as new. The one that did make me smile and gave me the idea for todays wee video was Meri Wilson singing ’Rub-a-dub-dub, two in a tub’.
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See, there were even water shortages way back in 1977.

As children the words used to be along the lines of -

“Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
All put out to sea.”

So, here we go, for your entertainment and maybe approval, Meri Wilson singing ’Rub-a-dub-dub’.

Any resemblance to Uncle B in the following is pure coincidence.
(Oh yes, and no blowing it up to full size for a better view!)

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He,he,he.
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Saturday, 10 March 2012

"There's Always Room at our House"

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When is a ‘bedroom’, not a bedroom?
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In my case, when it’s a ’Music-room’.
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When I bought this bungalow, twenty years ago, it was described as a bulk standard, three bedroom bung. with lounge and dining room. 
(And before you ask? Yes, I have a kitchen and bathroom too.) 
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Well, four cats and their servant don’t need three bedrooms, 
even though the cats preferred sleeping well apart. 
I kept one as a ’spare’ bedroom, as you would, 
but not many ‘spare’ people turned up to try out my hospitality, 
or share with Wesley!
Although quite a few turned up to try out the music room!
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I also didn’t really like eating alone in a separate dining room, so the ‘dinner table’ was planted down one end of the lounge. 
The dining room was fitted out with shelves to house my lifetime collection of books. 
(I throw very little away you see!)
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As I never eat in there, I called it my ‘Library‘.
Even this is not now large enough 
and cookery books have ended up in the kitchen, 
music books have ended up in the music room 
and gardening books have ended up…….
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...at the local Hospice shop!
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Over the years, I have also collected a huge quantity of sheet music and a fair scattering of strange musical instruments, 
from an Appalachian  Dulcimer 
to Scottish bagpipe practice chanters!   
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Appalachian  Dulcimer
and below a
selection of 'Bells and Whistles'!
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Two bagpipe chanters (left).

There is also my harp, banjos, mandolins, 
guitar and five concertinas. 
I used to have a harmonium as well, 
but some years ago swapped it for a piano. 
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Harmonium on it's way out,
to make room for the piano.

Of course when I built the little street organ, 
I had to find room for that and the ‘sixty odd’ paper music rolls.
So, one of the ‘bedrooms’ became the ’Music’ room.

The so-called ‘spare bedroom’ now houses the PC and all it’s hangers-on.
(Printer, Scanner, Cassette converter, Disc (LP) converter and the latest addition - a VHS tape converter.)
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All my LP's are now re-worked
as CD's.
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One last spin and then down the Hospice shop!

So, when the 2011 census turned up, 
I said I lived alone in a One bedroom bung. 
(They didn’t ask about the cats.)
And of course it doesn’t end there  either. 
The conservatory, houses the washing machine and freezers so it’s really a ‘Utility’ room! 
And, the garage does not contain a car - 
but is really my ‘Hobby room’! 
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Yes, carpet!
It’s actually a workshop, 
but I don’t want the council to think I run a business from here!
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A while back I was asked, 
“What’s your next project, now that you’ve finished the Organ?”
Well, I have a huge backlog of things to do.
There is the model traction engine waiting for me for a start.
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1/4 size Burrell Steam Traction Engine.

And then there is the Symphonion musical box that needs a bit of TLC.
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Hmm. I think it might be the disc Symphonion next.
So to finish, here’s the Symphonion accompanying
 you on a wee tour of my music room. 
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Any volunteers to do the dusting?

Apologies for the sound quality.
That was the real music box
playing live,
and she, like me,
is very old!