"Catch a Falling . . . . . "

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Why is it, as soon as the word 'knickers' or 'bra'

is on the front page of the online newspapers,

that the 'Page Hit Rate' rockets?

Although,

to be honest,

I must admit,

I did notice something in yesterdays Torygraph and so did Angus,

but he got in first!

I had this all planned and can't let it go to waste.

"Marks & Spencer has been criticised for selling a £20 'stick-on' bra

that has no straps and should not be worn for more than eight hours."

"Housewife Shirley Moss, of Maidstone, Kent, said the concept was ludicrous.

She said: "It's usually about 12 hours at least before I take a bra off each day.

"So four o'clock in the afternoon, wherever I am......., in the supermarket,......."

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"Catch a Falling Bra and put it in your pocket."

"Save it for a rainy day."

I wondered why so many men were hanging around

at four o'clock in Sainsbury's this afternoon!

Now I know.

Waiting for the 'sticky' to wear off.

Now, a couple of weeks ago I googled 'Life-jackets'

or was it 'Water-wings'?

I can't remember which......

But ! - Blow me down, pick me up and blow me down again!

What have we here?

Don't ask me what it is or what is going on.

I have no idea.

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My Gast is Flabbered

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