Three Groans Today.

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As I was sorting through my sheet music files last week, I unearthed some very unusual titles.

What sort of blog could I use these on?

I know, I'll "kill two birds with one stone", as they say and get rid of some awful jokes out of my 'joke folder' at the same time.

So, for Foody's Christmas Crackers........

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Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Watson,

were investigating the murder of a

Spanish gentleman by the name of Juan Martinez.

“How do you think he was killed” said Watson.

“He was obviously shot by a golf gun” said Holmes.

“A golf gun?” said Watson. “What on earth’s a golf gun?”

“I don’t know” said Holmes, “but it’s sure made a hole in Juan.”

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Shop Assistant: “Can I be of any help madam?”

Lady Customer: “Yes, thank you. I’d like to try on that blue dress in the window.”

Shop assistant: “I’m very sorry madam,

but you will have to try it on in the fitting room like everyone else.”

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were feeling a bit cold

so one of them lit a small fire at one end to keep them warm.

Unfortunately it sank.

Which only goes to prove

that you can’t have your kayak and heat it!

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